Cocktail Menu

The Porch Light Caesar • Tito’s Vodka, Walter caesar mix, garnished with lemon wedge, pickled vegetable and chicken salt rim.

Vesper Martini
- Gin, Vodka, Lillet Blanc
Shaken not stirred. The Vesper martini first appeared in Ian Flemmings 1953 novel “Casino Royale”. The drink that James Bond created was later named after his then love interest, Vesper Lynd.

The Last WordGin, Green Chartreuse, Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice
A prohibition-era cocktail originally created at the Detroit Athletic Club in 1916. The drink fell into obscurity after World War II and didn’t resurface until 2004. Now a staple, and forever preserved at The Porch Light.

Oaxaca Sour - Mezcal, Amaro Nonino, Fresh Lime Juice, Agave Nectar, Egg White
An original cabin fever induced creation during the crazy quarantine of 2020. Oaxaca (wa:ha:ka:) is the region of Mexico where many Mezcals originate. Agave is smoked in underground pits, providing the smoky quality that has become associated with the spirit.

Dark N’ Stormy - Gosling's Black Seal Rum, Lime Wedges, Angostura Bitters, Gosling's Ginger Beer
A registered trademark of the Gosling brothers which prohibits US marketing of a drink by the name Dark N’ Stormy, unless it is made with Gosling’s Black Seal Rum.

Irish Whisky SourJameson Irish Whisky, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Egg White
First mentioned in a Wisconsin newspaper publication “Waukesha Plain Dealer” in 1870. Proper sours contain egg whites, but try AquaFaba for those with an aversion.

Hemingway’s Daiquiri - White Rum, Grapefruit Juice, Fresh Lime Juice, Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur, Simple Syrup
Author Ernest Hemingway wanted a less sweet, more boozy take on the classic daiquiri. He requested this of a bartender working at El Floridita in Havana, Cuba, where this drink was born. Hemingway once drank 17 in one day. He didn’t even get a hangover.

Madame Grey - Grey Goose Vodka, Campari, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Absinthe Mist
A cheeky cocktail discovered through the ambitious adventures of a dear friend. Refined, reimagined, and exclusively available at The Porch Light.

Pure Imagination - Butterfly Pea Flower & Lavender Infused Gin, Fresh Lime Juice, Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur, Local Honey Syrup, Dillon’s Black Currant Bitters, Egg White
Come with me, and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination. What you drink will defy expectations. We’ll begin with some gin, and my spin on the classic Aviation.

Social LifeTito's Vodka, St. Germain, Fresh Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Club Soda, Blueberry, Watermelon, Rosemary Essence
A classy cooler.

DRAUGHT  Pint (16-20oz) • $8.50

GUINNESS, Stout (Dublin, Ireland) 4.3% abv 

La Chouffe, Blonde Ale (Achouffe, Belgium) 8.9% abv

Wellington, Helles Lager (Guelph, Canada) 5% abv

Waupoos, Premium Cider (Waupoos, Canada) 6.5% abv

Conscience, IPA (Waterloo, Canada) 5.2% abv

Elora Borealis, Pale Ale (Elora, Canada) 5.1% abv

Snakebite Pint (Half Waupoos Cider & Half Helles 

Lager with two drops of Ribena)


Wine 6oz/9oz/Bottle 


Pinot Grigio, MA+TO, Niagara 2017 $8 • $11.50 • $30 

Sauvignon Blanc, MA+TO, Niagara 2017 $8 • $11.50 • $30

Riesling, Pondview, Niagara 2017 $9 • $12 • $38


Cabernet Merlot, MA+TO, Niagara 2017  $8 • $11.50 • $30 

Ripasso Valpolicella Delibori 2017 $14.00 • $20 • $54.00

Vina Bujanda Crianza Rioja 2016 $52

Hill & Blade Zinfandel 2018 $56

Highway 101 Pinot Noir - Central Coast 2018 $70

Ca’ del Baio Barbera d’Alba Paolina 2019 $75


Vina Bujanda, Tempranillo, Spain 2019 $8.50 • $11.25 • $32.00


Serenissima Prosecco Extra Dry $11.50 • $48.00



Tito’s Handmade Vodka

Bombay Sapphire Gin 

Bacardi Superior White Rum

Jameson Irish Whiskey 

Crown Royal Whisky 

Cazadores Blanco Tequila

Elora Distilling Company Gin or Vodka available.




Pepsi • Diet Pepsi • Sprite • Ginger Ale • Ice Tea • 

Ginger Beer • Soda Water • Tonic •  $3.50


Irish Soda (Soda with Rose’s Lime Cordial) • $3.75

Red Bull • $5


Coffee & Tea 

(Orange Pekoe, Earl Grey, Chamomile, Mint) • $3



Orange Juice • Cranberry Juice • Pineapple Juice • $4


BOTTLES & CANS • $7.50 

Harp Lager | Kilkenny Irish Cream Ale | Magners Cider

Corona | Heineken | Labatt 50 | Michelob Ultra | Steam Whistle



JUTSU, Pale Ale • $8

Roman Candle, IPA • $8.50

Bellweiser, Pilsner • $8

White Picket Fence, Saison • $10

Jelly King, Sour • $10.75